"Take that!” “Die!” “Bow to my awesome power!” “Go back to whence you came!”
Neil might get a little dramatic about it, but it's only because he's so delighted that he can get rid of all his garden weeds without all the effort he used to need - thanks to the Easy Weeder.
The simple lever action of the Easy Weeder means that Neil can grab weeds complete with the roots, and lift them out of his flowerbeds and lawn without any fuss.
No more nasty chemicals, no more hours scraping around in the dirt (and the associated back pains!). Now all Neil needs to worry about is people assuming he's planning world domination.